The Resurrectionist by Paul T. Scheuring

Author:Paul T. Scheuring
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: One Light Road, Inc.
Published: 2021-11-30T22:29:54+00:00

By the time he is finished, the room is filled with so much laughter and exhortation Ivy can scarcely believe it.

Before the guffaws and shrieks have even subsided, another man is standing—as dignified and ranking a swell as one could imagine—his glass already in the air, his countenance as demure as a priest’s. His toast is delivered as if it is a liturgy.

When the frost is on the pumpkin, that’s the time for dickey-dunkin’.

But when the weather’s hot and sticky, that’s the time for dunkin’ dickey.

May bloody piles possess you, may corns adorn your feet.

May crabs the size of lobsters sit on your balls and eat.

And when you’re old and gray and in a syphilitic wreck.

May you fall right through your arsehole and break your feckin’ neck!

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